question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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