I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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