yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
