YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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