She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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