so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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