He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Found the puke drawer
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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