New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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