Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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