Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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