Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
