please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
50% drunk capacity currently
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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