You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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