Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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