I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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