Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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