Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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