you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
