there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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