who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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