i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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