dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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