So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I got inside last night via doggy door
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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