so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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