who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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