Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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