If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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