Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I could have mohawked her pubes.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
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