he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
