I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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