the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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