She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
And then the night went full on bisexual.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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