she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
That accounts for only three of the penises
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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