would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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