8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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