he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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