I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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