Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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