um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
this boner is exhausting
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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