Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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