Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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