You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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