when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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