I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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