stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
cat food counts as protein by the way
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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