Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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