I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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