Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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