And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
