She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
