I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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